Randy: “That was hot dude. I ain’t even recognize the song but I loved it. Whatever it was I loved it.”

I was on American Idol just the other day. oo ee oo ee oo
You can see my face there on national TV. oo ee oo ee oo
Thirty million viewers they might have thought I was gay. oo ee oo ee oo
But I was just there to support my best friend, Blake. oo ee oo ee oo

Yeah I know Blake, he is rad. oo ee oo ee oo
If he gets voted off, Blake will be sad. oo ee oo ee oo
I taught him everything he knows. oo ee oo ee oo
From hairstyles, to singing, to beatboxing, to wearing clothes. oo ee oo ee oo

Yeah

Your welcome Blake. oo ee oo ee oo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
You owe me like a million dollars. oo ee oo ee oo
Bitch.
Sax solo.

I didn’t ask for this kind of fame. oo ee oo ee oo
But now my life simply can never be the same. oo ee oo ee oo
I was on American Idol just the other day. oooo eeee oooo eeee oooo

Ethan: “VOTE FOR BLAKE... OR DIE!”