post your favorite tv show quotes

here are two of mine

Tamera: Just shut up and ask me to dance

Jordan: Okay, but first you shut up and take this.

Tamera: A little lifeboat?

Jordan: That's right, and as long as you wear it I'll never let you drown...but you'll always have the right to.

(Tamera smiles)

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Tamera: Now, are you gonna tell me what you have planned for our anniversary?
Jordan: Can't, it's a surprise.
Tia: By the way Jordan, when is your anniversary?
Jordan: Tamera, can you believe this, your own sister doesn't even know when our love first began, and she calls herself your twin.
(Jordan leaves the kitchen in relief)
Tamera: Yeah, Tia, I thought we were closer than that.

Okay, almost every single quote is from Jackass/Viva La Bam.

Im Bam Margera, and i feel like kicking my dad's ass. All day today.
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Bam's Uncle: [In Pisa, Italy] The whole goddamn city is named after pizza
Bam Margera: It's Pisa
Bam's Uncle: Yeah, but that's "pizza" in Italian
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Bam Margera:Vito! Row your boat!
Bam's Uncle: Where? Gently down the stream?
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Brandon Dicamillo:"now i want this fight clean and i mean dont be like his ex girlfriend and come out swinging."

He's my Hero.

Tamera: The man of my dreams is only twelve!
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Tamera: And he's got cute dimples and brown eyes...
Roger: I hate the guy already!
Tia: I'm glad I have a boyfriend.
Tamera: Don't you just wanna smack her?
Roger: I just wanna touch her!
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(Lisa is at a support group)
Group Leader: I don't believe we've seen you before.
Lisa: I'm new to the group.
Group: Hi, Lisa!
Lisa: Hi, Group!
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Ray: What's wrong with you ladies?
Lisa: Men trouble Ray.
Tia: Not me, I have a boyfriend.
Lisa & Tamera: Dont you just wanna smack her?
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Lisa: (Talking through the intercom) Attention food boy shoppers.
(nobody looks at Lisa)
Lisa: I said, attention food boy shoppers! (Everybody looks at Lisa)
Lisa: I Lisa Landry am madly in love with Terrence your food boy manager
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Ray: I have a solution. No one dates till they're thirty
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Steven: I would give my seat on the lifeboat for you baby.
Diavian: Wait a minute how'd you get on the lifeboat before me?
Steven: I was.........keeping your seat warm.
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Kim: Excuse me, Madame Fifi! But you blocking my view of Chocolate Thunder!
Taylor: It looks to me like you've had enough chocolate.
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Kim: So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?
Ohagi: It means Conquering Warrior.
Kim: Ooh, I surrender.
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Hakeem: What's up, Jetsons!
Frank Mitchell: Jetsons?
Hakeem: Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.
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Moesha: Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?
Niecy: Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.

SOOO MANY GOOD ONES FROM LIKE EVERY SHOW .

I watch a lot of different shows ;
*thinks of some really good-funny quotes.*