Funniest thing you've said/heard today?

Mine are;;
Me: "Dude, she'd totally do it with me."
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Toootal Pervy Bio Teacher: "Katie! What are you doing? You don't need to kneel in front of me!"
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Chorus Teacher: "Aww, how cute! They're spooning !" *everyone laughs* "Nono, like, they're cuddling! Fully-clothed!"

xD

(what my friend wrote on his myspace survey)
11) What did you last eat?

A marshmallow peep >_> Ok fine, I ate a whole fucking family of them


(from home improvement:)
"you take a risk everyday, you work with me


--im glad that you and me still have this special bond && we can talk about anything
--you were the only one home.

"idk why ppl have a problem w throwing stuff at a spider
i take a shoe and kill that bitch "
Karina.
It made me laugh.
XD
"Usually my uncle gives me weird ass crap that I put down and never look at again, but this time he got me a book titled "Lennon and McCartney: Together Alone" :O FUCKING AWESOME>... except the cover pic... is hideous lmao. It's like a dude half Paul and half John... it looks like a grotesque fat man =O lmao!"
Amylove,
Concerning a gift her uncle got her.
lmao.
[:

Oh, and Tina; 'Germanese' xD

EWWWY. My parents just kissed. ..sorry. lol

^^^^hahahha. sorry katie that your scarred.lol

wow thats weird you'd post this thread...cauz in my handbook i listen for quotes of the day and i write them down...letme show you some that i wrote down.

Geometry class...where a lot of my quotes are from::

Nate: No! Take out the big elephants and put in the bad dinosaurs!

Dani: Shannon, I want to draw on your apple.
Ryan: That's what she said!
Me, Shannon, and Dani: ....what?!

Mr Z: I have a question.
Dani: Did you raise your hand?



"Shall I shell I shall I shell I whatever!" - English class. It just kept going on and in the middle of reading it outloud he says that. It was hilarious.

Hahahaah well this was yesterdayyy but still funny.
So in geometry we're learning about areas of shapes like spheres and stuff.
So my geo teacher was likee, "Draw a tube with tennis balls in it. Draw 4 balls. The fuzzy green balls."
And he would emphasize the word balls every time he said it.
Every. Time.
And everyone started cracking up.
How mature.
x]

todays quote is...

ok we pulled a prank on our teacher and she didn't think it was funny at all...so she made us work silently the entire class, and when she left the room no one spoke and then this girl just says "She's so stupid. I hate her".
seriously we all cracked up.

Hhaa, my friend in science:
"EWWWW, TORI, TURN THE FAN ON!! IT'S HOT AS A GORRILLA'S BREATH IN HERE!!"
liek, extremly loud, haha, the teacher next door came over to see what was wrong, lol.

"Yeah, I like cocks."-My 4th prd teacher. A dude.

Omgosh you pervs! He was referring to Dr Cox on [scrubs]

xD
Ilovehim.

this one was from seinor yr.

so school finished and me and my friends were sitting at the picnic tables and i was playing with my friends hair and these guys in my class walk by holding diapers and i was like what the hell why do they have diapers? and the hottest oneRob, turns back and smiles and is like dont make fun of my diapers Karina! lol

i miss highschool ):

This happened three weeks ago but I tripped in front of this
hot senior who I love and my friend yells
"OMG THAT WAS SO FRICKEN ROMANTIC."

Others:
"If a sneeze is a micro orgasm, does that mean who she sneezes 18
times she has one full orgasm?"

"Well excuse me for not realizing I had to put the cheese on the macaroni
and cheese stupid bitch."

*Spills orange juice*
"Well. That'd be Epic Fail number 57 of the day."